Single shot

By irulan - 14/01/2020 03:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML
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Mark James Lewis 3

If he got up and literally fired a gun then you need to take it away from him. To shoot blindly even after being awoken is reckless and will get someone innocent injured or killed

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Sertorius 10

I'd believe it if you were in the US or some similar sort of violent dangerous country. But you're in the UK and keep a loaded gun in your bedroom? Are you ******* crazy? Unless "fired a shot" is a euphemism.

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Talented73 54

Depends which "gun" he fired that "shot" from....

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ncparry 18

Well unless it was a shotgun that was illegal. You can’t own handguns. Most police don’t even carry. So you farted and your husband did something illegal because you farted?

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Silverion Sairee 14

Looking at other comments some people figured that the husband didn't fire a gun but thought an intruder fired a gun. He mistook the sound of the fart for a gunshot.

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bluejasmine 15

And this is why you should not have guns

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Silverion Sairee 14

reading the comments, i see that some people came to the conclusion that the husband didn't fire a gun but thought the fart was a gunshot and that there was an intruder. i'm hoping that's the case and that he didn't just blindly shoot off a gun. cause then i'd hope they never have kids, cause kids will eventually startle you awake when they have a nightmare or they need something like a glass of water.

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