Weird and Kids: Sixth sense

Sixth sense

By RecentCollegeGrad - 17/06/2015 18:09

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML

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By DemiRawrs - 01/05/2013 17:23 - United States

Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML

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By ellabellabooboo - 22/03/2015 02:27 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML

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By I’d rather be homeless - 24/01/2022 17:01

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mother, during which she told me she wished she’d thrown herself down the stairs the minute she discovered she was pregnant. I told her, “There's the stairs, help yourself!” She called the police and told them I threatened to push her down the stairs. FML

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By XxOx - 04/02/2010 01:18 - France

Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML

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By preggo - 04/12/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML

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Believe her next time

By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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By notamathematician - 07/03/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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By I'm stupid - 25/11/2012 15:08 - United States - Naperville

Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML

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Well played

By anonymous - 05/03/2014 05:43 - United States - League City

Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML

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bazookajoey 27

Thursday 18 June 2015 7:57

Obviously there was a way...

NotGabe 28

Thursday 18 June 2015 7:59

Retest. Pregnancy tests aren't 100% true to their results.

Comments

Saraishi 24

Thursday 18 June 2015 21:12

'despite there being no way i was pregnant' ...., obviously there was way if you're pregnant, OP

IndefiniteBeauty 17

Thursday 18 June 2015 21:28

This needs a follow so I can properly understand this.

blackvyper 8

Thursday 18 June 2015 21:36

No way huh? Your as dumb as a box of rocks!

Vakama00 13

Thursday 18 June 2015 21:38

You may have bladder cancer.

CrazyChiC42 10

Thursday 18 June 2015 22:17

I'm guessing that she has experienced bleeding since the last time she had sex, hence her saying there was no way she was pregnant. Whether the bleeding was spotting, unrelated, a miscarriage, or something else idk.

CrazyChiC42 10

Thursday 18 June 2015 22:20

If there was truely no way then she should be freaking out rather than accepting the test as true because then something bad happened.

talicaroxi 25

Thursday 18 June 2015 22:32

to be fair I've had it where I've been on contraceptiona and thought there was no way I'd be pregnant....I now have a depo baby a pill baby abd a coil baby!

alexis83188 24

Thursday 18 June 2015 22:51

Follow up and explain please

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 18 June 2015 22:51

Oh, there's "no way" is there? Who d'you think you are, The Virgin Mary??

emenesso 13

Thursday 18 June 2015 22:55

I'd say the heartburn thing was just a dramatisation / cover for some other sign(s) your mother recognised. But I'd recommend you go see a doctor to make sure anyway OP.

Sanosukeskitten 22

Thursday 18 June 2015 23:34

An ultrasound and blood test both can prove if you are really pregnant or not. If you thought you weren't because you had a period, that doesn't always mean you're not pregnant. I figured that out with my now six month old preemie. Had no idea I was pregnant the first month and found out nearly a year ago.