Weird and Kids: Sixth sense

Sixth sense

By RecentCollegeGrad - 17/06/2015 18:09

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML

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By DemiRawrs - 01/05/2013 17:23 - United States

Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML

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By ellabellabooboo - 22/03/2015 02:27 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML

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By I’d rather be homeless - 24/01/2022 17:01

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mother, during which she told me she wished she’d thrown herself down the stairs the minute she discovered she was pregnant. I told her, “There's the stairs, help yourself!” She called the police and told them I threatened to push her down the stairs. FML

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By XxOx - 04/02/2010 01:18 - France

Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML

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By preggo - 04/12/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I asked my mom if she could include mashed potatoes and gravy with dinner. She then went on to yell at me about my "unhealthy eating habits" and how I've "gained a lot of weight in the past few months". I'm pregnant. FML

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Believe her next time

By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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By notamathematician - 07/03/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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By I'm stupid - 25/11/2012 15:08 - United States - Naperville

Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML

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Well played

By anonymous - 05/03/2014 05:43 - United States - League City

Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML

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bazookajoey 27

Thursday 18 June 2015 7:57

Obviously there was a way...

NotGabe 28

Thursday 18 June 2015 7:59

Retest. Pregnancy tests aren't 100% true to their results.

Comments

rickets 2

Thursday 18 June 2015 14:54

You can not get a false positive pregnancy test!! The test looks for a hormone only present in pregnancy! If you are not pregnant it won't be there! A false negative is possible.

SPN_lover666 27

Thursday 18 June 2015 16:19

Axtually, you can get a false positive pregnancy test. I am a virgin and needed one to refill my birth control pills and the doctors got a false positive after using an expired test. They used another and guess what? That one was negative.

bab3ruthl3ss 16

Thursday 18 June 2015 20:29

I'm worried about all of these people insisting false positives don't exist...

likeableme 9

Thursday 18 June 2015 14:56

So are you really pregnant or is it a positive/negative pregnancy test.

angelmomof3 10

Thursday 18 June 2015 14:59

Birth control isn't always effective either, and OP might not know that. If she's on birth control and recently took antibiotics, then its ineffective for a short time too.

Einstein89 0

Thursday 18 June 2015 15:00

"Despite there being no way"

mikuxxhatsune 32

Thursday 18 June 2015 15:16

"No way I could be pregnant"... lol no.

buffy999 11

Thursday 18 June 2015 15:22

She could have had her period. and that throws women off. trust me. it happens.

Linzlis 0

Thursday 18 June 2015 15:25

So let me get this straight. There is no way I could be pregnant but I am? Wtf are you virgin Mary?

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 18 June 2015 15:31

It could be a false positive, I'd get blood work done.

isisorchid 16

Thursday 18 June 2015 19:22

There are no false positives.

limabeans101029 20

Thursday 18 June 2015 19:35

103- Not strictly true. Read some of the other comments

SPN_lover666 27

Thursday 18 June 2015 21:09

#103, of course there can be false positives. It happened to me and I am a virgin. They give you a pregnancy test when you renew your birth control pills which I am on to regulate my period. They used an expired test and it came out positive. They used another, and it was negative.