Today, even though my mom’s only ever been to the south once,...

By notcountry! - 27/06/2019 02:30

Today, even though my mom’s only ever been to the south once, she’s completely obsessed with talking with a bad, overly exaggerated southern accent. Not to mention constantly prattling off random nonsensical country phrases. We’re from and still live in California, nowhere near any country. FML

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Today, my mother went on another long rant, detailing 20 years of bad things that we all already knew about a relative. The slightest recollection in a conversation never fails to turn into unending monologues. I can't change the past, nor the subject of conversation apparently. FML

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Today, my mom mentioned how she loves a certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML

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By >_< - 30/08/2013 22:56 - United States - Richmond

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2024 22:00 - Germany

Today, I live in my own house, but on my mom’s property. Whether I look outside towards the south, west, or east, I always look upon some ugly crap my mom has lying around. Except the north. On that side, it’s the neighbors’ crap. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2021 11:01

Today, I realized that I've watched so much Honey Boo Boo that I've developed a mild southern accent. FML

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Thursday 27 June 2019 8:27

You ever been to Bakersfield? Parts of Cali are as redneck as anywhere else! It's about as country as a donkey with three dicks and five balls -- Hee haw yeehaw !

postpunkfunk 16

Thursday 27 June 2019 22:15

I'd be happier than a pup with two peters.

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wmayrhofer 18

Thursday 27 June 2019 3:14

I thought Californians were more tolerant of each others' quirks. Your mother may sound like country for giggles but you really sound like a hick.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 27 June 2019 8:27

You ever been to Bakersfield? Parts of Cali are as redneck as anywhere else! It's about as country as a donkey with three dicks and five balls -- Hee haw yeehaw !

MamaChey 24

Friday 28 June 2019 5:43

Yaaasssir!!! Yuba City has turf-fighting roosters — Rooster Gangland

bubbat101 36

Thursday 27 June 2019 17:00

California also has Horse Town USA AKA Norco. So there are some rural areas here in California.

RJR 5

Thursday 27 June 2019 20:09

Well... you are from California, so stupid kinda comes with the territory.

postpunkfunk 16

Thursday 27 June 2019 22:15

I'd be happier than a pup with two peters.

DiscoStu88 1

Friday 28 June 2019 9:57

I love your mom, she is awesome

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 30 June 2019 2:04

Y'all, I live in the Midwest and that's darn tootin' offensive to me and my kin. Ye got some nerve tryna' match our accent and sayin' what we say don't make no sense. Okay I'm done.