Health, Transportation, Accident and Skateboarding: SK8 OR DIE

SK8 OR DIE

By YipYop - 20/01/2016 04:06 - United States - Brandon

Today, I rode a skateboard down a street past a busy two-story outdoor cafe. As I rode by, a group of people thought it'd be funny to kick stray pebbles at my wheels, trying to make me trip. It worked. My backpack ripped open in the process letting all my school-work float away in the wind. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 02:00 - United States - Midland

Today, I was feeling motivated enough to try longboarding again after a long stint of being a couch potato. Not even 10 minutes into cruising down the road, my board catches on a rock. Now I've got a sprained wrist and two inches of road rash on my right arm. So much for getting a little exercise. FML

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You deserved it 170

By HeadStillHurts - 26/10/2016 11:43

Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I finally give rollerblading a try, since it looked so effortless. I put on all the gear and started skating down the street. Within seconds, I lost control, crashed into a garbage bin, and rolled directly into my neighbor's yard. I was so embarrassed that I just lay there pretending I was "just fine, really" while their dog licked my face. FML

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You deserved it 433

By Anonymous - 19/05/2013 20:33 - United States

Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML

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Fore!

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I was skating with my friends when I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was, "Look out!" I now have twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML

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You deserved it 8 881

By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 18:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML

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You deserved it 16 789

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 01:40 - United States

Today, it was pouring rain outside, I had 2 textbooks in my hands. I took a shortcut, and instead of running around the small pole that directed the line at the cafe, I decided to jump over it. In front of a group of guys, my foot got caught and I face planted with my books flying everywhere. FML

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SK8 OR DIE

By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

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You deserved it 120

The hero

By POP101 - 05/02/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML

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By skating101 - 08/12/2009 02:32 - Canada

Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML

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chris4u2nv5 19

Wednesday 20 January 2016 17:22

Damn it, people are mean.

Zacholicious 15

Wednesday 20 January 2016 17:22

That sucks, OP. Next time kick pebbles in their eyes.

Comments

caliguy08 17

Wednesday 20 January 2016 17:29

Haven't you ever seen that one movie kids? People have been beat in the head with a skateboard for much less.

andrmac 25

Wednesday 20 January 2016 17:36

You should have laid there, yelled call 911 and when the police, fire truck and ambulance get there have the police deal with the assault on a minor charges.

bubba3939 3

Wednesday 20 January 2016 18:16

It's not assault. Assault is just a threat of force. They didn't threaten him so its just battery.

Shay_Shay97 23

Wednesday 20 January 2016 17:37

Were these just other kids or actual adults? Either way OP I hope Karma gives them all a swift boot up the ass. Nobody deserves that.

fuckfuckityfuck 16

Wednesday 20 January 2016 17:43

I hope that it didn't ruin day OP.

uchihadesendent 14

Wednesday 20 January 2016 18:09

What a bunch of assholes OP.

bubba3939 3

Wednesday 20 January 2016 18:14

In most US states that qualifies as battery.

mas12806 24

Wednesday 20 January 2016 18:25

Can charge w/ assault/ battery. Group of people, kids? Adults? Depends

ErnieHxCGrunge 14

Wednesday 20 January 2016 18:28

This is why skateboarders can't have nice things!

NickTheBleak 2

Wednesday 20 January 2016 18:30

They were right. It WAS funny.

lexred 30

Wednesday 20 January 2016 18:38

You know... people like you... should be sent to jail!

SecundusSecunda 27

Wednesday 20 January 2016 19:05

Right, so hilarious!! Especially the part where she could have been seriously injured, or if she falls onto the wrong side of the street oncoming traffic can make her into a mat!