Cars, Public freakouts and Transportation: Skittish

Skittish

By maced face - 05/02/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML

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You deserved it 3 536

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2022 04:00

Today, a woman maced me from her car window because I was approaching her in a menacing, rapist kind of way. She never happened to consider that my car was in the parking spot right next to hers. She didn’t apologise, just said it was my fault for looking like a rapist, and drove away leaving me half blind. FML

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By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

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You deserved it 2 608

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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You deserved it 2 558

Spiteful!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 02:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

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You deserved it 1 813

Classic scam

By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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You deserved it 307

By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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You deserved it 3 204

By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

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You deserved it 36 079

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By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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You deserved it 4 339

By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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You deserved it 695

By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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You deserved it 46 317

perdix 29

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:05

Don't mess with people. Just let the cops issue the tickets and make that lady go to several courthouses simultaneously.

nitemare0 17

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:04

Get the licence plate, and have her charged with assault

Comments

Geary519 20

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:10

she was probably waiting for soneone to tell her that her tail light was out so she could mace them

cheertrombonist 9

Wednesday 6 February 2013 0:44

...what? who the hell does that? ahh, yes, you. that must be where the idea manifested.

LarryLaDouche 13

Wednesday 6 February 2013 4:40

Do you not 33? I don't just mace them though, after they're dazed I put some distance between us and go for a flying knee smash to the face.

zandalee 19

Wednesday 6 February 2013 7:52

...Then a flying rugby tackle!!

Darksoul09 16

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:10

Its okay. she got her punishment. (FML above this one)

OrgasmicBunnies 9

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:17

I believe the saying goes... "Never have good intentions."

zandalee 19

Wednesday 6 February 2013 7:54

Ummm. I don't think so.

ulissey_fml 22

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:19

So what if she likes her car to be an eyesore !

xfluttershy07 8

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:20

dafuq she could've at least looked first!!

lexieB2014 19

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:21

that's okay she'll eventually get caught by the police , then justice will be served lol

lilhellian 26

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:23

I was thinking of this one innocently until that last line.. >.

fuckmylife518 15

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:26

By any chance was she the person who posted an FML right after you about driving with a broken taillight and getting ticketed for it twice in an hour? If so, she was having a REALLY bad day...

Sandman366 6

Wednesday 6 February 2013 1:54

Headlight, but close. Think she'd mention macing someone in frustration though, so probably not the same lady.

HKCgrimmjow 15

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:29

Probably a misunderstanding, I don't think she's a bitch if she was afraid and did it, only if she intentionally knew you meant well and did it anyways.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 6 February 2013 0:03

Paranoia, the destroyer. Paranoia, the destroyer. ***Hey, if some random stranger came up to me out of no where, I'd freak too. I don't know your intentions, good or bad!