Cars, Public freakouts and Transportation: Skittish

Skittish

By maced face - 05/02/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML

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You deserved it 3 536

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2022 04:00

Today, a woman maced me from her car window because I was approaching her in a menacing, rapist kind of way. She never happened to consider that my car was in the parking spot right next to hers. She didn’t apologise, just said it was my fault for looking like a rapist, and drove away leaving me half blind. FML

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By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

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You deserved it 2 608

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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You deserved it 2 558

Spiteful!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 02:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

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You deserved it 1 813

Classic scam

By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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You deserved it 307

By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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You deserved it 3 204

By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML

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You deserved it 36 079

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By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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You deserved it 4 339

By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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You deserved it 695

By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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You deserved it 46 317

perdix 29

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:05

Don't mess with people. Just let the cops issue the tickets and make that lady go to several courthouses simultaneously.

nitemare0 17

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:04

Get the licence plate, and have her charged with assault

Comments

Kingbreezy04 10

Wednesday 6 February 2013 0:12

Today I was driving my car and a potential rapist walked to my window and said, "excuse me. " I pulled out my pepper spray and let him have it. I hurried home and noticed I had a tail light out. Oh well I still could have gotten raped.

NikkiAmber09 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 0:18

No good deed goes unpunished. Sorry OP.

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 6 February 2013 0:28

You'd think she would at least let OP get past "excuse me" before macing him. I'm not one of the beautiful people, and psychos like her are the reason I delight in watching the self righteous suffer the fallout of their own stupidity.

theoutcastcutie 1

Wednesday 6 February 2013 0:43

you guys don't really get it do you? if you did that in my neighborhood, it would be a BLESSING to just get maced. trust me, i know. i pretty much did the same thing and i almost got stabbed. and im a 15 year old girl.

WhisperSoflty 20

Wednesday 6 February 2013 1:59

Please, tell us more about how HARDCORE MUTHAFUCKA your 'hood is. I'm totally sure that you've almost been shanked to death by strangers at 15. Now, that's not to say that there aren't places in the US where crime is more severe, but get real.

ajeppsen 25

Wednesday 6 February 2013 6:12

ALMOST. The key word is almost. You better stay away from Compton, CA.

Gestpacho88 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 20:54

15 year old girl huh? Thought the female color on this site was pink, not blue....

sporty_14 5

Wednesday 6 February 2013 2:04

LMAO, "who's there, are you a sex criminal?!" lol

chimocho 8

Wednesday 6 February 2013 2:19

Being from the UK where we don't have Mace spray (it's illegal), whenever I see posts about getting maced I always wonder why people are carrying around big spiky clubs.