Slippery when wet

By blewidstepr - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML
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kicker33663 0

that's cause your 3 year old has 2 inches to aim versus however much distance your husband has to aim

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xGabri3L 3

I'm on the toilet.

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sueannpalma 7

get ur hubby thos targets u throw in the potty

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KasCiaYr 0

That's what you get for marrying a guy!

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ouch1990 0

In the fathers defence, the kid is closer to the toilet

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BIGTON_fml 0

That just means your kid has a bigger one then your husband lol

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1221jamw 11

lol it means original poster,

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blewidstepr 0

Most of you are right I wouldn't mind so much if he cleaned up after himself but he doesn't. And it was my son's first time standing up to pee. The way men ********** you should all be professionals when it comes to aiming with your penis. My husbands new choice is sit down or clean it up.

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dymedancer901 0

y is a 3 yr old being potty trained.. my son learned that at 2.

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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

ironically, a subway FML is below this one

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clashcloud 3

That doesn't count your son is closer because his height. Besides, you don't see fireman worried about getting there surroundings wet when they are manning there hose!

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