Slippery when wet

By blewidstepr - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML
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kicker33663 0

that's cause your 3 year old has 2 inches to aim versus however much distance your husband has to aim

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xGabri3L 3

I'm on the toilet.

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sadddfaceee 1

Dear guys, if you can not aim well enough to hit the water then sit down like the women you are!!! Thanks :-)

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missmaryb 0

It's called splash. When you pee from 2 feet or more above the water, it's going to splash. Not to mention it's a more forceful stream. It's only common sense.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

That still doesn't explain why he wouldn't clean it up, he caused the mess so it should be cleaned up before the wife even goes into the bathroom.

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sadddfaceee 1

I would agree if you were peeing onto a plate, but its a bowl with steep sides! C'mon

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TabzTheLoserKidd 4

you must be so proud!

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michaelm1290 23

buy him a urinal for the bathroom

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Hillbilly_Deluxe 3

probably has something to do with him being closer to the bowl...

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TheFuckerofShit 16

You should buy a sniper scope for him so he doesn't miss.

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krisztian_fml 7

obviously its easier for a 3 foot tall kid to make it into the toilet than for a fully grown man whose dick hangs a lot farther from it

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