Slippery when wet

By blewidstepr - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML
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kicker33663 0

that's cause your 3 year old has 2 inches to aim versus however much distance your husband has to aim

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xGabri3L 3

I'm on the toilet.

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heyred 11

Um, isn't your husband taller and thus, further away from the bowl?

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DeadxManxWalking 27

hands free?

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LaughterofCorn 4

Oral Pineapples, seriously these questions must stop sooner or later.

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tuppencej777 0

Paternity test!

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onthetoilet 3

your son is doing what everyone does when they start a new job, make sure they do it right in front of the boss, hard work and consistency. but than over time you don't care any more and it just gets sloppy. :)

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Olbluechevy 0

Longer barrel, better aim. I'm sorry man.

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Captain_Obvious2_fml 6

when your young its more of an accomplishment to make it. it doesnt matter when you get older. then theres the height distance. unless OP's husbands got a five dollar footlong, theres a big difference

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javijavi456 10

cause you ********** to much you fatty

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