Slippery when wet

By blewidstepr - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML
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kicker33663 0

that's cause your 3 year old has 2 inches to aim versus however much distance your husband has to aim

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xGabri3L 3

I'm on the toilet.

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skyeyez9 24

Men would suddenly have better aim if they were the ones to clean up the piss stains.

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TH3SiiL3NC3R 0

Well think about it? your husband is like a freaking giant compared to your son who is probably like 2 inches??? you wouldn't understand your a girl(:

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kportal69 5

tell him to sit while peeing. then he'll never miss.

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rainbow_eyes84 0

Women aren't upset that men miss the bowl. They are upset that men don't clean up their oopsies.

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Keenan31 0

Now that's not a fair assessment. Your husband is clearly much higher up where as your son is far closer making seat splatter nearly impossible for the little guy.

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fjretsel 1

No matter how young we are, we always know how to use our tool. It comes naturally. As for the father, he just can't be bothered anymore. You are doing the cleaning up anyway, Maria. hahaha.

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skyeyez9 24

It is plain nasty to leave piss sprinkled all over the seat, side of the bowl, pubes all over the place. If a guy used a bathroom after a girl and found the seat covered in pee and stray pubes, you would be disgusted. Clean up after yourselves. Especially if you share the house with others. Common decency.

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killakiwi 1

If he wanted to clean up after himself why get married in the first place?

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rainport 0

but hes closer to the toilet then u are

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Schiffy 18

The FML was written by the mother.

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