Small world

By CivE - 25/01/2010 13:32 - United States

Today, I started work as the head engineer for a big civil engineering project. I met the rest of my team, in particular the environmental engineer who I'll need to get along with the most. As it turns out, I took her virginity when we were freshmen in college. She still thinks I'm an asshole. FML
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By is there a environmental scientist in the house? - 05/03/2013 08:48 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, wanting to impress my date, I bullshitted her about how I was an environmental scientist. She got so impressed that she invited me over to her place. Not her home, her office. So that I could give her pointers on her current project. She's a real environmental scientist. FML
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darienlake 0

hahah i also like how you TOOK her virginity. kinda funny that it sounds like she just had it sitting right next to her and you just took it and never gave it back...

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perdix 29

I'm hoping this project is NOT excavating a giant, gaping tunnel. Planning meetings are going to be awkward when you ask her how Mother Earth is going to feel when you start pounding a big ol' hole into her.

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xCrackerx 3

She's probably upset because no other man has been able to match your extraordinary performance.

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BrotherTheo 31

How long has it been? Apoligize, be honest, and express sincere desire to move on and work with her in a professional manner. Act professionally, and hope she will. Best you can hope for, and be damn Glad she's not your boss.....

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noPENGSinALASKA 0

perdix is my hero ;)

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FMLtimes316 0

agreed. perdix always wins. epic win.

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CallMeHush 0

You no longer have a choice, seduce her again and bang her senseless for the duration of the project then dump her. Your A-hole rep will remain intact unlike the sweet innocence that was lost when you deflowered her and stole her maidenhood.

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CallMeHush 0

double effen post i hate slow friggin internet. i might as well live in a third world country. Verizon can't make their crap equipment work in the rain FML.

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Sekococo 0

tell her that you guys can be on fair grounds if she takes your virginty ;D

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Callyn 47

I need more information before I can decide whether or not you deserve it. Did she willingly have sex with you? Was she intoxicated when it happened? Did you lie about wanting to date her before or after you had sex with her? Most likely, she's just being bitter about having sex before she was ready, but it could totally be your fault for taking advantage of her.

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TheLetterZero 7

Sounds like this FML needed a lot of editing. Here's one last problem. Freshmen*

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lolorly 0

No, it's not supposed to be capitalized.

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nothingbutnet003 0

and once again by attempting to look smart, someone makes an ass out of themselves.

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