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Small world

By CivE - 25/01/2010 13:32 - United States

Today, I started work as the head engineer for a big civil engineering project. I met the rest of my team, in particular the environmental engineer who I'll need to get along with the most. As it turns out, I took her virginity when we were freshmen in college. She still thinks I'm an asshole. FML

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You deserved it 38 278

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By is there a environmental scientist in the house? - 05/03/2013 08:48 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, wanting to impress my date, I bullshitted her about how I was an environmental scientist. She got so impressed that she invited me over to her place. Not her home, her office. So that I could give her pointers on her current project. She's a real environmental scientist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 589

You deserved it 76 696

By Heart-Broken - 09/04/2015 01:58 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML

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You deserved it 3 597

Small world

By Anonymous - 03/11/2023 12:00

Today, I learned that my current boss took my fiancé's virginity back in high school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 540

You deserved it 100

By Username - 19/05/2011 15:13

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 980

You deserved it 80 654

By Anonymous - 13/09/2011 05:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 901

You deserved it 3 628

By anonymous - 12/08/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 777

You deserved it 3 147

The future looks bleak

By Anonymous - 29/07/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I had an epic, two-hour conversation with a brilliant, beautiful future leader of our industry. She's an intern. I'm just some loser horndog of a senior manager in another department. FML

I agree, your life sucks 105

You deserved it 536

By Worstjob - 03/03/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 318

You deserved it 4 438

Unloveable

By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 23:01

Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 965

You deserved it 91

Fate

By D-Man - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 616

You deserved it 4 210

darienlake 0

Monday 25 January 2010 20:07

hahah i also like how you TOOK her virginity. kinda funny that it sounds like she just had it sitting right next to her and you just took it and never gave it back...

perdix 29

Monday 25 January 2010 20:16

I'm hoping this project is NOT excavating a giant, gaping tunnel. Planning meetings are going to be awkward when you ask her how Mother Earth is going to feel when you start pounding a big ol' hole into her.

Comments

DJ_Applebeef 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 23:24

Well now Mr. Buzz killington esquire is on your team, ah-lawl that sux brah this calls for a sexy party.

Cjuanita 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 1:04

Karma? Really? No...There's no excuse for her to be unprofessional towards him, if that's what's going on. If she wants to be angry and bitchy about what happened in the past, she can do that on her own time, outside of the workplace.

GenevieveL 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 5:29

I just wanna say GO ENVEs!

scrodum 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 5:59

I'm going to assume your a typical guy. you brought it on yourself if you didnt give her anything after sex. I dont feel sympathy for you, I know what it's like.

wow18 3

Wednesday 27 January 2010 6:28

"Didn't give her anything after sex" What are you, a prostitute?

Chopperman_fml 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 6:31

Romantic comedy in the making, guyz.

WTFWASTHATSHIT 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 8:33

If you wana make her feel better you should tell her that her gift was that she didint have to pay to get the blood drycleaned off of your bed sheets.

tamanosou 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 8:56

YDI. You'll probably get fired over it too. And you'll deserve that as well. Too bad you thought with the wrong head.

girlzrule94587 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:17

funny. but i'd think ur an asshole if u did that to me

hawtsawze 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:50

It must have been worse for her and all you can think about is how bad it was for you. Congrats on the new job, but she probably thinks you're an asshole because you complain how your life sucks when she is the one who should really share the FML story.

SHINeeAes 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 14:40

I agree with you on that. :L She was the one that um did it with you so yeah ...

Skimbap 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 10:20

110, idk she is a woman, and there fore is already automatically born with out rights and shouldn't be treated as a normal human being, or even as a mexican...