Small world

By budapesthungary - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at my job as a cake decorator in a bakery, I put the finishing touches on the wedding cake of the man who left me at the altar 3 years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 840
You deserved it 2 892
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sdemon_fml 0

forget about poison or crap filling. Laxative filling is the way to go. Less dangerous, more fun! ^^

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Spider_fml 9

Oh well, just rejoice in the fact that he will make someone else miserable for a long, long time. It's how I deal with my crazy ex and his dweepy new girlfriend. They deserve each other, and I honestly couldn't think of a better punishment for either one than to spend their lives together. Lol at the arson by the way. Totally New Years' spirit :D -cutting the cake... BOOM!!!!!!

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Fratkidz 0

I am sorry I shouldn't have said that. It may have happened to you also. We should talk about it and cry over coffee on the internet.

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stewietm 0

105 is an evil genious stalker nice cover story tricking her with anger :P

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bbyb_sara93 0

I totally feel for you

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Exomy 0

Number 76, just because every guy you try to get near your stinky-ass ****** ends up leaving you for your best friend, doesn't give you the right to be unaware of the fact that you were made for the kitchen, and to look sexy, guys were made first for a reason, so go run around the block a few times, and lose a couple hundred pounds. (: Oh Fyl for getting to attached.

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leadrunner751 3

make it a "special"cake

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baconlover_02 0

you should have put a gigantic dick on it. thats what i do to peoples binders who are mean to me in school. i carry around a sharpie and when they get up and leave their shit at their desk i draw the biggest dick i can fit on it complete with pubic hair, veins, and a giant puddle of skeet jolting from the head. :) dont **** with me.

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phillar 0

I hope it was spit or something that rhymes with it.

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redtigerlily 5

Well maybe she had got over it, but maybe it still stung her a little bit, jheeze.

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DisappearingRose 18

there's your chance to poison him ;)

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