Small world

By budapesthungary - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at my job as a cake decorator in a bakery, I put the finishing touches on the wedding cake of the man who left me at the altar 3 years ago. FML
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sdemon_fml 0

forget about poison or crap filling. Laxative filling is the way to go. Less dangerous, more fun! ^^

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Spider_fml 9

Oh well, just rejoice in the fact that he will make someone else miserable for a long, long time. It's how I deal with my crazy ex and his dweepy new girlfriend. They deserve each other, and I honestly couldn't think of a better punishment for either one than to spend their lives together. Lol at the arson by the way. Totally New Years' spirit :D -cutting the cake... BOOM!!!!!!

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countrygirl0118 6

ouch, sorry OP. I would've asked to be assigned another cake.

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mmaire 0

who's to say that cake isn't about to sit uneaten? he might pull the same sort of thing; either way, feel sorry for his fiancee, she's either getting dumped at the altar or (even worse) is going to spend her life stuck with a jerk! you dodged the bullet!

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NanaNi_fml 0

This is mean but put laxidives in the cake

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teamwork 0

you should have injected large quantities of urine into the cake.

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Reka_fml 0

uhhh. (megmergezted? :D ) agreed.

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BurpusMe 0

Getting jilted at the altar is better than a divorce!!

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