Small world

By budapesthungary - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at my job as a cake decorator in a bakery, I put the finishing touches on the wedding cake of the man who left me at the altar 3 years ago. FML
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sdemon_fml 0

forget about poison or crap filling. Laxative filling is the way to go. Less dangerous, more fun! ^^

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Spider_fml 9

Oh well, just rejoice in the fact that he will make someone else miserable for a long, long time. It's how I deal with my crazy ex and his dweepy new girlfriend. They deserve each other, and I honestly couldn't think of a better punishment for either one than to spend their lives together. Lol at the arson by the way. Totally New Years' spirit :D -cutting the cake... BOOM!!!!!!

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noshitsherlock 0

LOLOL YOU SHOULD HAVE buried some of your pubes throughout it!!!!

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Lounia_fml 8

I hope you drew a penis on it and wrote "you're a dick" ? (:

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CallMeHush 0

Find someone with a UTI and give him piss flavor frosting, extra punky.

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EveryDayJackAss 0

hide yourself in the cake and at the right moment........................SHANK HIS ASSSSSSS

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Stotan1228 0

you should have frosted a penis on the bride's figure. just a little one though. and then wrote "your's" underneath his.

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6Paper6Doll6 0

That asshole is not worth her losing her job....karma is a bitch and he'll get his share...

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ohJeeznotme 7

I hope your shat in his cake

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f_me247 0

YDI, for decorating it you should've took a shit on it and spread it around and say its chocolate.............

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