Smashed

By Mr. Headshot - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 187
You deserved it 3 643

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Olovio 5

Steal all of your friends socks. Have you ever walked around with no socks on? It's awful, just awful.

Comments

now you can use that stick to beat your friend with.

structuredchaoz 4

Pretty common actually. Your friend is the failure

natysogy 2

a stick in the cake? sounds like a pretty fancy cake for just a few friends at home.. fyl though

SteelCladAngel 0

well since most people don't have their faces shoved in their cake why should she have warned you that there was a stick in there??

well he slash she didnt know so its not their fault watsoever

I've seen it with hot pizza this isn't that bad

DeadxManxWalking 27

blame both the baker and your friend. baker: Not telling friend: assuming the cake was ok and jamming your face in