Smashed

By Mr. Headshot - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 187
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Same thing different taste

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Olovio 5

Steal all of your friends socks. Have you ever walked around with no socks on? It's awful, just awful.

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That is terrible on several levels, I hope the rest of you Birthday went well. Also your "friend" is a major dick.

At least you got stuck right into it.

This reminded me of the batman movie where the joker said " Want to see a magic trick?" and pushes the guy's head down on a pencil.

leochow9 4

ouch, that sucks! anyway, happy birthday~~~

It is all fun and games until someone puts out an eye.

FYL :(. Thats why I'm never friends with people who have this kind of humour... (I'm not saying doing stuff like that is bad, just not my thing beccause things like this always end up happening)

Either that or you don't have friends, which is it?

friends that are retarded and spazzy are the best :) never a boring moment

ceinaworus 0

you would hate being with the guys from jackass!