Miscellaneous: Smells like… victory

Smells like… victory

By sickofthesmelltoo - 28/02/2013 10:56 - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML

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By sammyducks227 - 08/11/2013 07:49 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I've invited friends and family to my birthday party. I've also come home to find that my parents didn't pay the water bill. I either have to tell everyone I know that they are uninvited or not to take dumps in my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2014 17:26 - United States - Louisville

Today, my in-laws kept mocking me for being "too clean" because I take a shower every day. They think I'm weird and kept saying things like "Be careful when you hug your daughter, she might squeak!" and calling me names like "water-wasting bitch." They haven't stopped all day. FML

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The pits

By Anonymous - 14/01/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my mom revoked my shower privileges for a week, all because I'm “using too much water.” I'm the kind of person who will smell like garbage after one skipped shower. FML

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By Shampoodle - 11/10/2017 21:45

Today, I found out that my mom uses my incredibly expensive conditioner to wash her two dogs every single weekend. No wonder they smell so good. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2018 17:30

Today, I'm on holiday with my boyfriend's family for the first time. Unfortunately, I have diarrhoea and keep leaving extremely smelly farts around the house. I blame the dog every time, but I think they're catching on. FML

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Smoke 'em if you've got 'em

By Dumbweed - 28/08/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

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Smells like victory

By Ready to break up - 08/01/2021 05:01 - United States - Hesperia

Today, my girlfriend and her best friend have been in a contest to see who can go the longest without showering. They’ve just hit day 22. They smell so bad, I can’t stand to be in the same room with them anymore. I'm really about to dump her. FML

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By ===== - 14/01/2014 17:59 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let my girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML

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By Ishowet - 31/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML

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Clean break

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 11:02

Today, I'd taken this girl I'd recently met through Facebook dating to my family cabin. Apparently, her hygiene wasn't that great, because she didn't shower all weekend. The entire 4-hour ride back to her house was miserable, as every time she opened up her legs it smelled like a dead rat. I'm still mortified. FML

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newburton13 26

Thursday 28 February 2013 16:10

I feel sorry for the dog, their sense of smell is 100 times that of ours.

BurningGrannies 16

Thursday 28 February 2013 16:07

Then... how often do they give the dog a bath?

Comments

greenie213 23

Thursday 28 February 2013 17:26

Tell them that body odor eats away at the ozone layer.

TheElBurrrito 21

Friday 1 March 2013 6:25

So this is what's causing global warming.

anmolm97 12

Thursday 28 February 2013 17:36

Tell them to take a bath in a public toilet!!

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 28 February 2013 17:42

Water savings can be done in other ways. 1. Get a new shower head that uses less water 2. Flush less often 3. Use the dish washer/Washing machine less often (with more dishes/clothes) OR Get your parents that AXE spray. Then your friends can complain that the smell of AXE in your house is too strong. You wont be able to blame that on the dog.

interesting33 36

Thursday 28 February 2013 17:43

Tell them to at least wash!!! It "saves water" and doesn't use much...

lovelyohhmee 8

Thursday 28 February 2013 17:45

Just let them know they are driving your friends away bc the dog smells badly, which in reality it's you guy who are driving them away. If you don't tell them they will continue to do it. Hopefully you don't follow in their foot steps.

Morqan_Freeman 14

Thursday 28 February 2013 17:55

yeehaw

Zeldafreak101 3

Thursday 28 February 2013 17:59

tell your parents to get a gym membership. you can take all the showers you want there.

kiwienne 21

Thursday 28 February 2013 20:58

Gym memberships are like $30-40 every month in Denmark, I'd like to think I don't use that much money on showering. Then again, I don't know how much it is for Aussies :)