Smells like… victory

By sickofthesmelltoo - 28/02/2013 10:56 - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 680
You deserved it 3 094

Same thing different taste

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I feel sorry for the dog, their sense of smell is 100 times that of ours.

Then... how often do they give the dog a bath?

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Maybe they just don't like you because you use words like "fortnight".

typr04 5

They were being nice by blaming the smell on your dog...they knew all along!

I've thought about this for like 10 minutes and I have come to the conclusion that your parents just don't want anyone coming to their house anymore and they plan on getting rid of everyone Al Bundy style. Stinking them out. The water savings is just the excuse they gave you. The neighbors are next. :-p

ancientshadow1 2

Who uses the term fortnight still

Satoaoi 13

in this economy icant blame them

Please don't tell me that your parents are "tree huggers" trying to save the planet?

Once a fortnight; that's disgusting