Awkward and Love: Smooth operator

Smooth operator

By Nic - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

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You deserved it 46 059

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By bronzemedal97 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML

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You deserved it 3 310

By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2020 13:01 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML

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You deserved it 608

By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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You deserved it 4 955

By blondie - 24/03/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By Mary Anne - 03/09/2020 09:04 - United States - Denver

Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML

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Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

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You deserved it 11 470

By 352 - 18/04/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

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You deserved it 4 183

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

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You deserved it 9 307

wes85 2

Thursday 22 July 2010 23:22

probably got his attention.

MyNameIsInvictus 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 23:19

NOTE. That never works. Fail.

Comments

SparkleMotion44 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 23:29

that's arousing

Ragnir 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 23:32

OP I hate to say it but the newly formed bump on your head will probably steal the thunder from your booty shorts, you should totally go along with it and role play as a unicorn, at least you would probably be a more interesting person then.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 24 July 2010 2:46

Not if her thighs are big enough. Then nothin' can steal their thunder!

heyitsbrii 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 23:34

Hot.(:

ArtIsResistance7 1

Thursday 22 July 2010 23:34

Were you bending over to get that man a beer? If so, I duly applaud your tactics. If not, then YDI.

mrmaks18 7

Thursday 22 July 2010 23:35

should hav knocked urself out I think that might work or jump out of the window if that doest I don't know what will and dont forget to buy him some glasses to help him notice things better 

perdix 29

Thursday 22 July 2010 23:39

What was on the bottom shelf that would get his attention? Often, the vegetable crisper is on the bottom shelf. Is your boyfriend an ambiguously gay vegan and you were going to tempt him with a big cucumber?

suppressed08 2

Friday 23 July 2010 0:08

isn't meat meant to go on the bottom? stops blood and stuff dripping on the veggies.

perdix 29

Friday 23 July 2010 0:32

That really applies mainly to the dismembered parts of our victims, but we don't really talk about that...kinda like Fight Club.

omega802 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 23:41

well at least ur trying

joshdudeha 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 23:46

******** YDI

Aeropostale 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 23:47

Well, look at i this way: You probably got his attention when you hit your head :). Oh yeah, and if you need to dress slutty for your boyfriend to notice you, you need a new man...