Awkward and Love: Smooth operator

Smooth operator

By Nic - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 953

You deserved it 46 059

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By bronzemedal97 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 073

You deserved it 3 310

By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 419

You deserved it 4 472

10 out 10 for execution

By Anonymous - 30/08/2020 13:01 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 255

You deserved it 608

By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 172

You deserved it 4 955

By blondie - 24/03/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 036

You deserved it 88 079

By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 494

You deserved it 3 248

Rack go thwack

By Mary Anne - 03/09/2020 09:04 - United States - Denver

Today, while at work, I walked head first into the edge of a clothing rack. I was looking right at it. People saw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 000

You deserved it 453

Make it stop!

By DBR - 23/04/2009 10:45 - United States

Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 899

You deserved it 11 470

By 352 - 18/04/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to hit my head on a first aid kit. I now have a cut on my forehead and my boyfriend just keeps laughing from the irony. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 329

You deserved it 4 183

Accidents will happen

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:58 - United States

Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 014

You deserved it 9 307

wes85 2

Thursday 22 July 2010 23:22

probably got his attention.

MyNameIsInvictus 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 23:19

NOTE. That never works. Fail.

Comments

tdog_ossim 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 23:58

sluttish much?

abbyroxursox 11

Friday 23 July 2010 0:05

lol why would your bf care if you went in the fridge? were you supposed to be getting him somethin to eat? lap dance gets you more attention and no head injury. oh and doin things for your boyfriend isn't slutty if your not doin it for anyone else :p

Cassie17_fml 0

Friday 23 July 2010 0:11

@5 @10 @21 @25 @38 @43 You are all just stupid. How is she a ****? Or whatever you said? She was only trying to get her boyfriends attention. Not like she went to the mall to get other guys attention. All of yall are dumbasses. Also OP YDI.

iBrandon 0

Friday 23 July 2010 7:12

ahh you have a pretty smile!! (:

ohhmyjeez 0

Friday 23 July 2010 19:30

these people are stupid..shes not a ****!

claytonedberg 0

Friday 23 July 2010 0:16

well did you get his attention lol

MagicMeds 0

Friday 23 July 2010 0:17

It's because OP is a girl. Any time a girl tries to get sexual attention she's a ****, duh! Guys can do it though, that's not slutty.

Geiko_fml 0

Friday 23 July 2010 0:21

I don't see how this chick is being a **** if she's trying to get her BOYFRIENDS attention. If it was someone else other than the boyfriend, than considering the circumstances, figure it out yourself. But jeesh. It's not bad to do this for the guy. Still deserve it, though. Got his attention by nailing your head into the thing.

penguinazul 13

Friday 23 July 2010 0:24

The girl was probably hoping that he'd walk by, notice her "ASSets" and intimacy would ensue, as common sense would show. This was her attempt at being creative. Why is she a **** for wanting to have sex w/ her boyfriend?