Smooth talking

By ...thanks honey - 18/08/2010 06:23 - United States

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Today, I put on my new sexy lingerie to get my husband in the mood after work. When I walked into the kitchen where he was reading the newspaper, he eyed me and simply said, "Honey, please, your stomach is the biggest turnoff ever." FML
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KVKdragon 26

comments like that make me wonder why men say that. does the man want sex or not?

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chrissyloveee 0

well, I'm just gonna state the obvious here.. YOUR HUSBAND IS AN ******* DICK. and the OP never said she was fat, god, people need to learn to quite freaking judging each other without even knowing them because they are the ones that need to get over themselves and get a life other then being dickheads on fml..

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UnderageDrinker1 0

how big is your tummy

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Felecorr 0

Real men dont care about that kina shit when its ******* time. I'm pretty sure he has a hairy beer belly anyay.

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chrissyloveee 0

next time he's feeling horny, say to him "god your face is such a turn off." see what his big mouth says than..

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kingtuna 0

tell your husband that your stomach is the result from swallowing all his ball juice, ya nasty ho!

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paralyzingsilenc 0

OP that's a horrible thing to hear does alot to someones self esteem but u should take that as a motivation to lose weight n show him who's boss

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MzKajla 0

poor you op :( he should love you the way you are

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Shopaholic69137 0

one word: DIVORICE. why would you want to stay married to someone who obviously finds you physically unattractive?

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ndizzle 0

Divorice? Is that like licorice? P.S. You're awesome for immediately jumping to the divorce conclusion. There's no chance they could work it out, particularly given your amazing depth of knowledge about their relationship. For better or worse, my ass! Adversity cannot be overcome in a relationship. He gets laid off? Divorce him! He has a bad day? Divorce him! He disagrees on the color to paint the house? Divorce him! He spills milk? Cry! Then divorce him! P.P.S. Have you considered getting into counseling? I think we've found your gift.

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Nirah_fml 18

Did any of you people to a second to think that maybe it's not because she's fat? Maybe they have kids which (especially if it was recently) can really screw up the way your stomach looks because the skin gets all stretchy. When I was a kid my mum was in really good shape but her stomach looks really weird and kind of creepy from when she was pregnant. On another note, if douchebag wants a thin wife, he could try to be encouraging rather than stomping on her self-esteem. I've been going to the gym for several months now and have managed to lose some weight but my boyfriend can sometimes be insensitive without realizing it. All it takes is a tiny little comment and it can totally destroy your motivation, making it really hard to get going again. If the problem is that the OP is a bigger girl, then maybe her husband could try NICELY telling her that he thinks she should lose weight instead being a ridiculous ass when she's trying to do something nice? Either way, the husband is still a total jerk. You're supposed to love your wife, and saying something that rude is just not okay.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I've had struggles with other things, and I get how a comment like this can affect your self-esteem and motivation to change. However, when that happens to me, I acknowledge that I'm the one LETTING those comments bring me down. It's MY OWN responsibility to keep my motivation and self-esteem up, not anyone else's. People only hold power over your actions if you let them. Using someone else's comment as a reason to lose your momentum stinks of making excuses and deflecting responsibility to me. Not trying to judge you here, because I'm guilty of it sometimes too. We don't know the OP's situation well enough to determine if the husband was being a malicious ********, or if it was a slip of the tongue that sounded harsher than he meant it. If it's the former, well, they have bigger things than weight to address. But if it was the latter— as it almost always is in my situations, and likely yours too, if you're still with that boyfriend— she needs to remember who her husband truly is and how much he loves her, then suck it up and not be so sensitive.

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