Smooth talking

By ...thanks honey - 18/08/2010 06:23 - United States

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Today, I put on my new sexy lingerie to get my husband in the mood after work. When I walked into the kitchen where he was reading the newspaper, he eyed me and simply said, "Honey, please, your stomach is the biggest turnoff ever." FML
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KVKdragon 26

comments like that make me wonder why men say that. does the man want sex or not?

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battzz 0

probably because your fat...

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penguinazul 13

You know, whether you're overweight or not, they make sexy and flattering lingerie for ALL body types. I kinda think this is partly a YDI for buying lingerie that obviously excentuated your worse feature. They make corsets and chemises for those women that want to be sexy but still have coverage! Don't buy midriff-bearing lingerie if you have an unsightly midriff. However, FYL for having a dickshit for a husband. As other people have stated, marriage is for better or worse, and your husband should still love you whether you have an attractive midriff or not. Just because a girl is overweight/has stretch marks/ a scar doesn't mean she should be denied sex from her lover. He should focus on the things he DOES love about her instead. Maybe she has a nice ass, or great legs, or pretty hair. Even if she did lose weight, depending on how much she weighs, she's gonna be overweight and I guess "unsightly" for awhile before she gets that hot bikini bod. Does that mean her husband should degrade her until she gets to that point? And what about hubby, here? Is he in top shape? I'm sorry, but if I'm standing in front of you in sexy clothes and you tell me I'm unattractive because of my gut, and you're sitting there in your recliner with a beer gut you're using as a shelf and a hairy back with no apparent intentions of changing this, then I'm not changing a THING for you. Unless he is the opposite of this, he has no room to talk or judge. /end novel.

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ShadowPunkChick 1

I wouldn't want to see an obese person (not saying that OP is) in any kind of lingerie...just sayin..

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penguinazul 13

Well they aren't wearing it for you, are they? Just because a girl is plus sized does NOT mean she is automatically unattractive and completely not sexy to everyone on the planet. Plus sized women can STILL be sexy, as long as they know how to dress themselves to flatter THEIR body type. If we're using OP as an example, if she has a big stomach, then she needs to wear something that's going to minimize her waistline (e.g. the corset or chemise I mentioned in my previous post). I'm not saying that being overweight is okay; it's not -- everyone should strive to be the healthiest they can be. I'm just saying that a girl can actually be beautiful and appealing while also being a bit larger (or smaller!) than other people. Granted, if you're like 300+lbs with absolutely no shape to you what-so-ever, or if you weigh 80 pounds and look like a sack of bones, then there really isn't much clothes can do for you, unfortunately. However, if you DO still have some shape and curves, you can STILL be sexy. People *really* need to stop being so shallow.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I agree with you about the type of lingerie— that holds true for people of all sizes. I'm 106lbs. and 5'7", but I don't have a "perfect" body. Lingerie is like any other type of clothing in that you should take the time to learn what flatters your assets and minimizes your, um, not-assets. For instance, I have no ass. It's a hereditary thing-- no matter how many Buns of Steel workouts or butt clenches I do, I still have no ass. Therefore, I don't buy lingerie that draws attention to that area. It doesn't look sexy, just weird, so I look for cuts and styles that draw the eye elsewhere. Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative. ;)

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penguinazul 13

You can have some of my ass, IrishJane! hahaha But really, I'm like you except the complete opposite. I AM overweight and have a lot of ass -- pear-shaped, ftw! But I always get compliments on my ass, so I wear things that make it look nice haha. It's all in how you present/carry yourself!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Ooh, good! That'll save me so much money in padded underpants and seat cushions. ;) The weird thing is, my hips are the biggest part of me, but still no ass. Oh well. Like you said, we learn to compensate.

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Giggle35 0

wow I am so sorry you had to endure that OP

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GLOCKMAMA 0

That's a good 1. Love 2 c the look in his face if she said that.

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skyeyez9 24

Even the prettiest woman will have wear on their bodies. Especially after having children. They ruin your bodies. Its just women who have money get cosmetic surgery to fix their physical flaws.

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trishh 0

rouqh. time for the whale to work out. hit the qym op.

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nvadams 0

FYL, what a dick. :/ Also, people on here are jerks for telling you to lose weight and acting like that kind of comment is justifiable.

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lovesbadhabit 0

I am an over weight female with stretch marks and all every man that I have ever been with has loved all of me. usually the fight is me wanting the lights off or something because they think I am beautiful and want to look at me. I don't care how long you have been with this man, how much you love him or what you look like nobody deserves to be treated like that! Go find someone who loves you and worships the ground you walk on. If he thinks he is to good for you then let him go YOU can do better!

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opalitepetals 0

my husband loves every part of me, especially my stretch marks actually! He calls them "tiger stripes... RAAAWR!" hahaha. OP, there ARE people out there who will love you for you and appreciate every part of you no matter how you look.

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tiffyxmac 0

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! lol wow, rude!! no cookie for him lol

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