Health, Food and Kids: Snack time

Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Ldp56 - 25/02/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML

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By Treats For Days - 19/07/2013 13:54 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was on drive-thru where I work. Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through. A woman came in and I noticed her dog. Without a thought, I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one. I looked again. The 'dog' was her daughter. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I was so tired at the pet store I was working at that I accidentally offered a kid a dog treat instead of their dog. He ate it. While his mom watched. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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Yummy

By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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Rushed off my feet

By Anja - 05/07/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I woke up late and grabbed what I thought was a granola bar on my way out. It wasn’t until I was halfway through eating it that I realized it was a dog treat. I had the godawful taste in my mouth all throughout the day, despite several cans of Pepsi and Mountain Dew. FML

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By FishFlingingMonkey - 22/08/2015 03:55 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

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Kinda sus, dude

By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 20:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, my girlfriend was making lunch and asked me to pass her the peanut butter. I'll never know why, but as I handed it to her I said the first thing that came to mind, "I really want a dog." She looked at me in horror, then told me to get out of her house. FML

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thesmeagol 22

Friday 12 September 2014 17:26

Scooby snacks are great for everyone.

TiiBags 15

Friday 12 September 2014 17:24

A lot of dogs get cooked chicken for treats, although I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it wasn't...

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Friday 12 September 2014 17:49

Well as a dare I had to eat one and it wasn't too bad... Didn't the bone shape give it away? Unless they have changed them recently...and actually Halloween is around the corner...so that's probably irrelevant

amisenho 11

Monday 15 September 2014 22:59

I remember that they made "Scooby Snacks" for a while, which were pretty much cinnamon graham crackers in the shape of a bone. It's confusing just trying to explain to your 4-year-old cousin that they're not dog treats.

iAmPaul 49

Friday 12 September 2014 17:50

(Cleveland Brown voice) Oh that's nasty.

jerryj 27

Friday 12 September 2014 18:04

Am I the only one who feels that "Cleveland 'oh that's nasty'" comments are overused?

rich443 22

Friday 12 September 2014 21:33

Personally, I agree. It's funny, just it's in every FML that's ,well, nasty. It's getting old.

Mauskau 35

Friday 12 September 2014 18:14

Why do people not look at what they are putting in their mouth? If it looks or smells horrible, don't do it.

DrStevenAwesome 7

Friday 12 September 2014 19:12

you're probably a fat ass

RobertWJV86 11

Friday 12 September 2014 19:38

Dr. Awesome, more like Dr. Ass Hole..

gracehi 31

Friday 12 September 2014 19:59

"A bag! I shall consume the contents. No need to verify what it is."

mattrd_fml 31

Friday 12 September 2014 20:02

My mom bought a container of snicker doodles dog treats. they smelled good so she tried one. She ended up eating more then she gave to her dog.

Zenkaii 5

Friday 12 September 2014 20:17

Same happened to me before. Sorry Op, just brush your teeth and the taste should come out.

Mandy_Hime 6

Friday 12 September 2014 22:23

Look before you eat!

TogeBara 12

Friday 12 September 2014 22:33

Most dog treats are edible by humans as well. I have spent a large portion of my life learning about care and treatment as well as training dogs. My father was a dog trainer for a long time. Most of what they put in dog treats is wheat now days. My dad constantly goes and picks out snack from the dog treat bar in stores like Petco. He likes to do it while children are watching and their parents aren't so that the kids will do it thinking its ok and the parents freak out.