Hah! But he wasn't drunk...or at least he didn't say he was

#20, sure, lots of sober, British college students fall down flights of stairs.

I fall UP the stairs when I'm sober. Now I'm wondering what would happen if I was drunk...

my parents had to pick me up from the emergency room twice because i couldn't drive back and i had no one else to call, i just have epilepsy but i'm sure it applies to other things :P

# 26, providing that when you are sober, you decide to fall up the stairs; if you are drunk, there is a slight probability that you will fall down the stairs. But I'm no scientist.

#49 I'm no scientist either. But let me just assure you, I don't decide to fall up or down the stairs. You see, I am actually a victim of serious stair hate. Stairs are out to get me, hell, I can't even walk outside of my own home without running into one of them. Trust me #49, I shit you not,stairs are EVIL. So, scientifically speaking, chances are if I do get drunk, my ass would avoid stairs like the bubonic plague. But don't take my word for it, take science's.

Your logic is so absurd, it's just sad! (¬_¬)

What if OP was sliding down the rails of stairs or horse playing?

Or, you know, accidents happen?

Actually your logic is absurd, if you can't analyze the situation fully. All I was pointing out was that OP could be known for mischief and his parents have to bail him out a lot. And my logic is completely absurd for pointing a possibly? You need to get your head out of your ass -_-

But we don't have all the facts. So my logic and assumptions are built on the "given facts" and not possibilities. There are millions of possibilities though it doesn't mean they're true. All we know is he was in college during "the accident". So i'll be assuming he fell down the stairs trying to get to class in a hurry, or slipped. But I won't assume a unicorn was chasing him while he was trying to slide down the stairs using a tray.. See, my head IS out of my ass ;) You should try it sometime!

I wasn't even saying we had all the given facts. You are taking what I said and turning it into something else. All I said was that IF he was doing something stupid then he deserved it. I never said that he actually was. So your head is still far up your ass you bitch.

some buildings don't have elevators... the dorm i lived in last year didn't

Noob

Some of us like to climb stairs. It's often faster than an elevator for the first four floors.

My sarcasm sense is tingling....

Are you seriously complaining about the British contracting our own language? We'll do what we like with it, thanks.

He probably saw the floor sad and gave it a hug..

*you don't verbally tell them

Actually. You are wrong. Passive aggressive is very verbal. It's not just dirty looks. Next time please use a dictionary before you say a term is not possible.

You can be passive aggressive with words. Such as "Man, I sure wish I could have eaten at that restaurant tonight" "Wow, am I ever hungry, too bad something made me miss dinner."

Upon further research into some of my books I found this: "Ambiguity: Being cryptic, unclear, not fully engaging in conversations". Which pretty much highlights that I was wrong. So I have learnt something and apologise to those who I may have offended. It wasent my intention. Stay safe!