Cars, ACAB, Cops and Transportation: Sneaky

Sneaky

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Piscataway

Today, I asked a traffic cop if it was okay to park my car briefly in a 'Monday to Friday only' parking spot, since it's Saturday. She politely replied I could. I came back less than ten minutes later, only to find a parking ticket stuck to my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Springfield

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML

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Sigma mindset

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML

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There's no justice

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML

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Thanks!

By RiceSickle - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Pleasanton

Today, I received the $30 parking pass that I ordered over 4 weeks ago. My class is only 4 weeks long, and next week is the last week. FML

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By aaannnddd there goes my boner - 28/11/2013 22:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I arrived at work six minutes late due to heavily congested traffic. This is just two days after my boss put out a memo saying that anyone who's late to work from then until the new year will have their holiday bonus pay forfeited. FML

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By "ztodaro" - 30/06/2017 20:00

Today, while I was inside a store, I heard a crash. Of course I ignored it because my car was parked. I paid for my items and walked out to see this. Nobody else was around. FML

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STOP! THIEF!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - Stamford

Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML

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You deserved it 378

It's sus to us

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - New Orleans

Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML

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Effed up

By sunny_funny - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML

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There was an attempt…

By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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waffule365 16

Sunday 17 March 2013 3:36

She said you could park there not that she wouldn't give you a ticket.

BeMyLove15 10

Sunday 17 March 2013 3:37

That was a dare.

Comments

Ameel_fml 19

Sunday 17 March 2013 4:56

I don't know why you'd even ask to park in a non-parking zone, tbh. Even if I had "permission", I'd still be too worried to park there for fear of being ticketed. Is it that hard to drive around till you can find legal parking? Verbal "permission" doesn't mean much when the law itself says you can't park somewhere. I wouldn't be surprised if the cop had a good laugh with her friends about it later on.

User57777 13

Sunday 17 March 2013 5:01

Never assume OP.

SumBur 11

Sunday 17 March 2013 5:11

^ Snooki?

crewl4e 5

Sunday 17 March 2013 5:12

Sure, you could park there, if you wanted a ticket..

igetitincum2win 11

Sunday 17 March 2013 5:13

wtf na never that.

sarahadlina 14

Sunday 17 March 2013 5:13

Sarcasm maybe?

TecheyTim 14

Sunday 17 March 2013 5:14

You, my friend, are an idiot....you openly acknowledge that is was a Saturday, AND that it was a Monday-Friday OMLY parking spot, yet when you park there, you get upset when you get a ticket???

heytrollhey 12

Sunday 17 March 2013 5:17

This is like when the teacher says you can look at other people's test while taking a test, but you'll get an automatic F.

finnrambo 13

Sunday 17 March 2013 5:19

So you just naturally sound like an idiot?

igetitincum2win 11

Sunday 17 March 2013 5:31

How does that sound like an idiot?that's how alot of people talk out here.I'm just trying to give you the thought of how I've heard this being said first hand, otherwise i wouldn't have typed it like that.