Facebook, Social Media and Love: Sneaky

Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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You deserved it 3 072

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By amber - 13/03/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 849

You deserved it 17 735

Cheeky

By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 819

You deserved it 3 749

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 109

You deserved it 2 790

By lexyloo - 26/09/2011 01:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 539

You deserved it 5 774

By debiebs - 29/12/2015 12:04 - Brazil - Salvador

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 514

You deserved it 2 320

By itsover - 11/12/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 479

You deserved it 3 389

By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 561

Social media drama

By Jessie - 25/02/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 743

You deserved it 123

Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 359

You deserved it 37 027

By alaina2001 - 07/05/2015 22:22 - United States - Massillon

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 519

You deserved it 2 691

MeLuvBewbs 7

Monday 14 May 2012 0:52

Go on Facebook and say your pregnant. I bet you'll receive alot of sympathy

Unabletuna 6

Monday 14 May 2012 0:52

Log into his Facebook and piss off all those who gave him sympathy

Comments

hateevryone 14

Monday 14 May 2012 23:04

What a dumbass!! You're better off anyway.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 15 May 2012 0:44

You said he logged into your account...that means he has your password, or you didn't log out of it properly last time. YDI for that. And by the way, as someone else already asked, are you guys 12? Seriously, grow up - life isn't a social network. At least, not like Facebook. The idiot just wanted to be the center of attention I guess and that's the only way he thought of to make it happen. Dumbass...but seriously don't give other people your login information ever for anything.

asiancupcake 1

Tuesday 15 May 2012 1:04

What a dick! I am sorry

jenny123321 0

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:18

That's so wrong if he wanted to break up all the had to do was talk to you about it instead of lying to the world

Reality_bites 14

Tuesday 15 May 2012 2:25

Better off without him. He's a coward. But if you want sympathy why dont you log into HIS account and admit to cheating on you, I mean if its on his profile, it must be true right? Right? Or just count your blessings that you are no longer with a douche that would do such stuff in the first place and move on.