Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
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MeLuvBewbs 7

Go on Facebook and say your pregnant. I bet you'll receive alot of sympathy

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Unabletuna 6

Log into his Facebook and piss off all those who gave him sympathy

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The_Hitdude 12

Another douchebag doing anything for attention. Sucks OP, but you'll probably find a better guy than this weasle.

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llamafish 25

Like a ferret? This would never happen if you were dating a ferret.

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pokefan813 16

Or a Guinea pig? (sorry if I spelled it wrong)

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Blaqkeyeliner 6

What a douche.

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Draconium 8

Your ex sounds really mean, OP. Log onto his facebook and post a status telling the truth. Then change his password.

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igive 29

or just call him out on it. point out what an attention ***** he is, and a dick for broadcasting a break up. he will now have burned his bridges with any potential girlfriends (well fb ones anyway).

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llamafish 25

And now you're lying about it here, on FML. You sicken me.

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suckerfish 9

what you need to do is log onto his Facebook & write a bunch of mean things about yourself like how you are ugly & fat & worthless ( even though thats not true) then comment on it saying this is why I broke up with him he was abusive & this is only verbally you didn't even get to see the physical abuse

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jDCrackpot 7

No. You NEVER lie about domestic abuse of any sort, for any reason. Ever. Grow up.

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GoldenGrizzly 7

I think the lying about the break up is abusive (in a way) because he ruined her reputation... BUT if he did not lift a hand to hurt her then she would be FAR worse than him to bring up domestic violence charges. That is a terrible idea and cruel. The guy was an ass, sure, and he should not have done what he did but potentially ruining his life far beyond one incident is over the top and cruel.

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PIE_In_a_SKILLET 6

Then act your role as the bitchy girlfriend who breaks up with people via internet. Get in his house, on his facebook say something like "just ****** a groundhog" then throw his computer out the window. /was not here/

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FalconWhitaker 20

Ugh, what an awful way to behave :( If you two haven't actually broken up, I would if I were you. That's a violation of your privacy and it's not cool.

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LookOnBrightSide 12

Facebook, a place where people go to get facetious sympathy. I come to FML to get sympathy. At least here, people actually care about me. Please, tell me I'm not fat and ugly!

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catharsis5 9

Genius, but now you have the opportunity to figure out which ones are your true friends.

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