Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
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MeLuvBewbs 7

Go on Facebook and say your pregnant. I bet you'll receive alot of sympathy

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Unabletuna 6

Log into his Facebook and piss off all those who gave him sympathy

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pogue36 5

I had this same ******* idea today

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AmandaIsMyName 0

Wow what a coward

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rs41299n 4

And yet here you are on FML still lying about it...

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buildajay 4

21st century this is breaking up nowadays

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Groucho_fml 5

YDI. even after 2 years, you should have kept your password private from your boyfriend.

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greenmen 12

You should married his ass and chopped his dick so he is totally screwed no money and no honey

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GoldenGrizzly 7

If it really matters to you that much go down to the police station and get him on charges of identity theft. I am not sure if you would be able to do this, but take a lie detector test and then post the results online.

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holagranola 15

Do you and your boyfriend happen to be 12?

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OzeraBand 0

That guy is a an a** hole!

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Yodelmeister 18

Wow. That's terrible. Don't worry, OP; your real friends will believe you, and hopefully it will all work out in time.

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