Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 571
You deserved it 3 072
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MeLuvBewbs 7

Go on Facebook and say your pregnant. I bet you'll receive alot of sympathy

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Unabletuna 6

Log into his Facebook and piss off all those who gave him sympathy

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Comments

KaelaKhaotic 5

Wow, what an attention *****.

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DirtyCharmed 10

That's why you shouldn't hand out your password.

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sidewaysponytail 0

Lol I moderating this one:D anyway I would just tell everyone that u broke up with him because you found out he was a transgender that had a failed surgery and has no junk...:)

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Groucho_fml 5

Because that's believable

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MrSassypants 32

27 on FML they will say: "You're beatiful." to make you feel better... or troll you but on Facebook to make you feel better they would say: "OMGZ who tol u dat lie!!!???!!??!!! Ur buoytifull!!!!"

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stormchaser24 24

YDI for not having a strong password/staying logged on or telling him your password.

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tilda_0182 4

The best thing you can do is nothing. Revenge is sweet but not necessary and makes you out to be an even bigger cow. If you do though, sew shrimp in the bottoms of his curtains or down the vents. Innocent people are the ones with no reactions (like bullies) and the bad guy always gets caught out in the end. Sorry op, but he pulled a massive dick move!

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kirrra 11

your comment gave me a laugh,advising op to do nothing, and then in the very next sentence sharing the best idea I have ever heard for revenge haha. if anyone ever does something seriously bad to me,I will 100% be using your idea

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perdix 29

That's why you keep your passwords secret, even from spouses. Boyfriends and girlfriends certainly need to be kept out.

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writergirl23 19

I think you just got broken up with.

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Angel_Beats 5

Honestly? He's an attention seeking boy. He'd do anything to ruin someone else's relationship to look better in front of people.

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