Snek

By afraidtosleep - 13/10/2012 06:35 - United States - Houston

Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML
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LadyGore 12

Check your bedroom thoroughly, if he's not there shut the door put a blanket across the bottom, cover the vents with something that won't catch fire. You are welcome. (;

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MakeTodayADTR 20

To do list: - Invent time machine - Go back in time - Find Steve Irwin - Bring him to the future - Deal with snake - Warn Steve about stingrays.

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Tolarie 13

I agree with #10, try the couch! Also, snakes like warmth so perhaps you could use that to your advantage?

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torbey 23

snakes are attracted to heat, especially pythons. hopefully it was just a python. in that case OP has nothing to worry about as they have no venum and if it were large enough to try eat the OP they would have found it by now. bad luck if it is a venomous though! I love my snakes (clearly) but the venomous ones freak me out. although I completely understand why so many people are afraid of snakes :)

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ShyAnn29 14

Sorry, I was going to write something else, but I forgot what that was, so I just went with snakes are pretty, lol

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wilsonquan 0

check your toilet before using it

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Toshiro_Izero 5

well sounds like someone will be watching we're they step until mr snake is found lol

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MakeTodayADTR 20

To do list: - Invent time machine - Go back in time - Find Steve Irwin - Bring him to the future - Deal with snake - Warn Steve about stingrays.

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Myo_fml 20

Why not just go back and prevent the snake from entering the domicile?

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gracehi 31

Because that doesn't bring back the Crocodile Hunter! May he rest in peace.

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jarockstar27 10

Steve irwin was awesome, this is a great plan!

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soulebelius 17

I would like to agree with 44, but he misspelled "cheese"

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mikeofthunder 13

Where's that guy with Samuel L Jackson as his pic? This is HIS FML xD

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Enslaved 36

Name him Kaa or perhaps Nagini? ***I had a garter snake growing up. She ate crickets!

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1DLover74 6

Those sound like the names of the snakes in "Rikki-Tikki Tavi"!!!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHAFUCKIN' SNAKES IN MY MOTHAFUCKIN' HOUSE!! Or, the classy way: My patience is wearing thin with these mother copulating slithering reptiles inside of my mother copulating place of residence.

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SummerTime69 5

Check spots that could capture heat,like under your bed,under furniture,in closets or anything like piles of clothes or blankets because they usually want to get warm :) good luck OP!

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