Snek

By afraidtosleep - 13/10/2012 06:35 - United States - Houston

Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML
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LadyGore 12

Check your bedroom thoroughly, if he's not there shut the door put a blanket across the bottom, cover the vents with something that won't catch fire. You are welcome. (;

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MakeTodayADTR 20

To do list: - Invent time machine - Go back in time - Find Steve Irwin - Bring him to the future - Deal with snake - Warn Steve about stingrays.

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iHeartMuzik 0

Oh Harry, Use Ur Wand Whenever There Is a Snake Trying To Slytherin! :$

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AgentSmith79 9

I'm assuming it was non-poisonous, because if it was, that probably would have been mentioned somewhere. So where is the cause for concern? A non-poisonous snake in your part of the world doesn't pose a danger.

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greeneye_fml 12

What were its markings? I hope its not a poisonous snake...

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wubbazugg 5

Pussy. It's just a snake, he wants a warm place. Contact the nearest herpetology expert or a zoo if it's close enough, they'll come get it.

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roberhood 5

If you have a heat pad lay it out on the floor.snakes are attracted to heat so if you leave for work and come back he'll most likely be on the pad, take a pillow case, gently scoop Jim up and place him in the pillow case, make sure to support him by holding him by the middle! Never hold from behind the head! You don't want to make him mad! Message me for more info if you want :)

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ptoui 1

How did you know the snake's name was Jim?

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nachosbabygurl 9

dryer fridge anywere heat will b

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Callmesam 10

Best way to attract a snake into the open: 1) Turn on air conditioning 2) Place heating pad on high in centre of room 3) watch as Snake comes run..er, slithering to heat source

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brittanywilson 2

I assume posting links is forbidden, but if you google a bloke named Raymond Hoser the snake man, you'll see him holding a handful of deadly snakes in one hand! He obviously knows how to find them.

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