Snek
By afraidtosleep - 13/10/2012 06:35 - United States - Houston
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Never go back there ._.
All I have to say is WTF where did the snake come from?
Try the snake trap idea. If this fails, become a Parseltongue.
And the next time you're late to work, Original Poster, you can let your boss(es) know that you realized a snake slithered into your home, did not search for it, just so you could be on time for work. They should give you Employee of the Month or something.
If you plan on finding the snake yourself, I recommend checking underneath sinks, behind your fridge, and your vents, if possible. That's where my friend's snake always seemed to end up, anyways. Though, you really should just call Animal Control, in the case that it's venomous. Good luck!
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Check your bedroom thoroughly, if he's not there shut the door put a blanket across the bottom, cover the vents with something that won't catch fire. You are welcome. (;
To do list: - Invent time machine - Go back in time - Find Steve Irwin - Bring him to the future - Deal with snake - Warn Steve about stingrays.