Transportation, Weird and Animals: Snoopy

Snoopy

By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 00:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent a message saying, "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I'm a "twisted dog-humping bitch." FML

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You deserved it 7 318

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By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

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You deserved it 4 844

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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Bad timing

By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

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TMI FML

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 17:36 - Sweden - Kristianstad

Today, while I was waiting for the train, a woman sat next to me. Her dog jumped up between us and I started petting it. She took this to mean we were now close enough for her to tell me in detail about her experience so far going through the menopause. FML

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You deserved it 4 451

Deep fake

By ohtheshame - 02/05/2011 08:34

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

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Talk sexy to me

By fed up/turned off - 02/10/2013 05:47 - United States - Fresno

Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML

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You deserved it 6 798

By Jimii Liu - 11/03/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Everytime I touched her, her jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML

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You deserved it 3 367

By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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You deserved it 2 891

By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 00:01

Today, after my boyfriend told me I didn’t have to worry about the ex who kept commenting on his pictures, I saw him sexting her when I leaned forward to tell him something from the back of our friend's car. FML

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Love is love

By Taylor505 - 07/10/2024 08:00 - United States - Ocala

Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 96

Zestus 19

Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:55

You should've gone along with it to freak her out even more for laughs. Like wink at her or something.

Firuzzy 10

Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:54

People don't know when to mind their own business anymore.

Comments

Keevarou 17

Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:59

Ohwell, I would love to see her shocked face, and your boyfriend sure knows how to entertain himself, it could have been worse. She could have called the cops or something. You never know how much people overreact

bReLiNg 18

Tuesday 26 March 2013 12:07

Yes! People should just mind their own business-ALWAYS.

Keevarou 17

Tuesday 26 March 2013 12:13

18, depends if they are close to the person or not, so not always, that may be me being nosy about how my "friends" are doing though

dead247 13

Tuesday 26 March 2013 12:49

Yeah, I'll just mind my own business when I see a little kid get kidnapped in front of the parents.

charvisioku 22

Tuesday 26 March 2013 19:20

28: Pretty sure that's not what they meant. I took it as a reference to things like texts and conversations rather than outright kidnappings...

BexBaby86 21

Tuesday 26 March 2013 11:59

Ya, I totally agree. She shouldn't have been reading your personal stuff. Nosey ass woman. Good one to your boyfriend for getting her going. I woulda done the same. And, her freaking out? Would have just said "What were you thinking you dirty minded woman? We were taking the dog on a trip. Nice to know where your head is at. Do you enjoy the dog humping?" Smiled sweetly and put headphones on. :)

Crazynopantsman 11

Tuesday 26 March 2013 12:00

Pretty clever of your boyfriend. I doubt the woman still wants to read more about your very interesting sex life

Nicholi124 10

Tuesday 26 March 2013 12:05

I can't stand nosey people

Zen_Mei 17

Tuesday 26 March 2013 12:13

Hahaha genius!! Well played ma'am

Cysioland 8

Tuesday 26 March 2013 12:18

She called you a bitch, if you know, what I mean -_-

sugarshane007 20

Tuesday 26 March 2013 12:29

Your comment is a bitch, if you know what I mean.

fuzz97 23

Tuesday 26 March 2013 13:47

No, I don't know, what you mean. -_-

nickob96 25

Tuesday 26 March 2013 12:19

I was thinking the exact same thing ...

sugarshane007 20

Tuesday 26 March 2013 12:28

I don't even have anything sarcastic to say this time. Your boyfriend is clearly awesome, and deserves praise for his actions. And hey, should have told her "It takes a twisted dog-humping bitch to know a twisted dog-humping bitch!"