Snoopy

By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 00:28 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent a message saying, "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I'm a "twisted dog-humping bitch." FML
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Zestus 19

You should've gone along with it to freak her out even more for laughs. Like wink at her or something.

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Firuzzy 10

People don't know when to mind their own business anymore.

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Agordoni83 6

I think it's funny. That's what the lady gets for being nosey. She needs to mind her own business. But at the same time you should have moved your phone so she couldn't see

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ckrider64 8

your boyfriends awesome. marry that man

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buckeyed 20

59--thats the joke. its a mean girls quote

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Nydeira 11

By any chance is your name Alyssa Rosales?

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evilscorpi 29

i had people lean in on my phone conversations and honestly if your going to look at my phone be discreet about it. not lean over and comment on what you just read. smh

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Haha your bf sounds like an awesome man. He's a keeper.

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still_guns 16

To be honest, she shouldn't be peering anyways.

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AKGirlinSD 20

27, that line is so hilarious! And I think that nosey woman on the bus learned a lesson about minding her own business. OP, you and your boyfriend seem like an awesome couple; you're able to take an awkward situation and make a joke out of it between you two. I love doing that with my boyfriend.

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akiahara 14

Well played. Nosey bitch deserved it.

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Hawaii84 16

That's awesome you should have played along to freak her out. She has no business reading your texts. Or try to find another seat away from her snooping ass.

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