Snoopy

By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 00:28 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy
Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent a message saying, "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I'm a "twisted dog-humping bitch." FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

You should've gone along with it to freak her out even more for laughs. Like wink at her or something.

People don't know when to mind their own business anymore.

Comments

Text your bf and say you've met a trolling hag who's interested in seeing/participating in some twisted dog-humping with the three of you!! You, BF, the Mutt and the wandering-eyed fellow commuter! Kinky!!!

I don't see any way in which this could possibly be an FML. OP decided to troll and got loud and vocal response. That sounds like a YDI to me.

Next time someone reads ur text messages, txt the person "hey, some nosy bitch behind me is reading everything"

I don't see any way in which this could possibly make me vote FML. OP decided to troll and got loud and vocal response. That sounds like a YDI to me. Reposted to be more clear since the original got moderated.

You should have winked at her and said "So, wanna join in?". Seriously though, people need to mind their own damn business.

What the hell is wrong with people these days? Has she gone quite mad?

Jacksparrow72 21

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's great! Do honestly care what she thinks?

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Did it ever strike her that she should keep her eyes on her own phone?!?