Facebook and Love: Snoopy

Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

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Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML

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By amber - 13/03/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

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Never look at the DMs

By Anonymous - 14/12/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I went onto my fiance's phone because I was seeing if a message was important enough go wake him up for. It wasn't important, but when I unlocked his phone, Facebook was already open with his female best friend's chat. He pretty much admitted to her that he still has feelings and that she's a better mom. FML

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Why Change a Perfectly Good System?

By queenofthegypsys - 01/03/2020 23:00

Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML

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Emarati 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:15

Pay back time...... Give us his e mail and password

chillpillplz 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:08

Sucks to be you. But eh, at least you found out, even though it was a crap way to.

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WorkThatButt 2

Tuesday 3 November 2009 22:25

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pwnstaar 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:08

1 finger wasn't enough? lol

CruNKmONKey 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 14:05

U have too much time on your hands -.-

biteyourtongue 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 22:35

You guys are full of it. Just because people make their own fbs doesn't mean they have the right to cheat. Emotional cheating is just as bad!

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 3 November 2009 22:40

wow, wat a ********... dump his ass... and change his fb status to something so embarrassing 4 pay back... i would, lol!

Eff_Huh 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 22:59

YDI If you hadnt have been snooping, then you most definitly would not deserve to be cheated on. But, speaking from past experience of dating a jealous person who constantly checked my facebook/myspace/text messeges whenever they got the chance, a snoop is the most annoying thing in the world and will cause you to want to dump their ass or cheat on them, just so they can find out through snooping. I dont know if this is how this situation went, but I think it would be fair to assume this was not the first time you snooped him. And yes, you were snooping, because of the obvious reasons already stated. As for all of the girls saying "omg its ok to read his stuff hes your bf ahhhhh!!!" no, its not. This is his stuff. Especially in the high school or college years (which is usually when people with gf/bfs have a facebook) their stuff is exactly that- THEIR stuff. Leave it alone. If he is cheating on you, you'll find out anyway, either by being dumped of by finding out some other way. But now you will be dumped for snooping, if you dont dump him.

PhillyFox 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:19

She wasn't snooping, she was playing a prank on her bf and got curious when he received a message. There's a difference. I mean, it's one thing if you constantly snoop because you can't trust your bf/gf, but this is just a little different. You have no clue that this is something she usually does. Besides, lying cheaters don't deserve privacy.

Eff_Huh 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:26

"got curious" = snooping. I could "get curious" and read through everything on my gf's facebook the next time she doesn't sign out, but i don't. Not because I think I know she doesnt cheat (because lets be honest, you never REALLY know) but because I have a little bit of respect for her privacy. If someone recieves a messege, then it was obviously meant to be private, otherwise it would have been posted on his wall for everyone to read. Leave it alone. "Lying cheaters don't deserve privacy" lol. Well I never saw where he lied, first of all. But please be clear, Im not condoning anything he did/is doing, but snooping into his privacy is ridiculous. Everyone deserves privacy. If this girl had seen that, maybe they wouldnt have this problem. As for this "Emotional cheating" bullshit - What do you females call it when you go out in skimpy clothes to show off to EVERY other guy in the world? Not to mention what you call "just being flirtatious."

biteyourtongue 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:43

#76 don't act like im being a hypocrite for calling it emotional cheating. What you described, in my opinion, is being a *****. That's not right either.

PhillyFox 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 19:34

To be honest if my fiance merely got curious and looked at my inbox, guess what? I wouldn't really care because I have nothing to hide. Now if he was doing it all the time or even hacking in my account to do so, I would get pissed because that would mean that he doesn't trust me at all. THAT is snooping. Why you can't seem to figure out the difference is beyond me. Not to mention, if the OP's boyfriend was so freakin' concerned about his right to privacy, then he probably shouldn't leave his account logged on in the first place, should he? As for the emotional cheating thing, not all girls wear skimpy clothes. I most certainly don't. And if a guy has a problem with her wearing that kind of stuff, he should've figured that out sooner before he asked her out. What you see is what you get.

xx_irish_rose_xx 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 22:59

That sucks...you should have replied to the message pretending to be him and told her something to piss her off and make her hate him...then dump him.

papahmarioulez 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:20

Change his passwrod!

misspeg 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:28

No-one deserves to be cheated on. Even if she is a snooper. BUT...if I had to choose one I'd say YDI for snooping. For the people who keep saying she wasn't snooping. She was. She even put it in the FML. And for the people who are saying stuff like 'Oh well my bf and I know each others pws etc etc etc'...well it seems like that wasn't the case with OP and her bf cuz then he wouldn't have had such private stuff on his Facebook. IMO snooping is wrong whether or not you think your bf/gf is cheating or whether you are curious. It's private stuff. Grow up.

atty11 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 0:09

so snooping is worse than cheating? you say if she hadn't been snooping, she wouldn't have gotten hurt. let me put it in simple terms for you. your logic is that the snooping came first, and then she found out he was cheating, so it's her fault. well, the cheating started before she snooped, so according to your logic, isn't the guy at fault, rather than the girl? such simple minds.