Snowflake

By Bullocks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
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Krirn 21

That's just that deep clean feature, it really gets in your skin.

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DontForgetMe4 0

Well, if it makes you feel better, thank you for actually washing your hands in the bathroom!

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YeahCourse 4

Lmao awesome sounds like why I would do

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LadyGore 12

I cut my hand on a handle, of a door. Some people just have bad luck lol

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voidknight 5

Lol! I work at a machine shop to and ive cut myself on everything but!

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Buzzy123 7

Teach me your ways.

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linkinpark98 23

I always knew those fancy soap dispensers looked suspicious! They have shifty eyes........

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Plecofish 0

I giggled at this because today, I cut my hands up on some shape metal I was working with.

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Complaining 13

I cut myself all the time with little things. I'm just clumsy that way.

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