Health, Ironic and Work: Snowflake

Snowflake

By Bullocks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

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By sero - 10/08/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML

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By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

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By Ryan - 07/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML

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By thwack - 24/05/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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By Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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By sorethumb - 15/12/2015 23:39 - United Kingdom - Bookham

Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML

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By StupidNurse - 26/01/2012 21:57 - Germany

Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML

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By AHHH_REPTAR - 23/06/2016 04:54 - United States - Spearfish

Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML

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By Chicketi - 11/02/2009 14:45 - Canada

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

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Krirn 21

Friday 27 April 2012 12:02

That's just that deep clean feature, it really gets in your skin.

DontForgetMe4 0

Friday 27 April 2012 12:01

Well, if it makes you feel better, thank you for actually washing your hands in the bathroom!

Comments

YeahCourse 4

Friday 27 April 2012 16:40

Lmao awesome sounds like why I would do

LadyGore 12

Friday 27 April 2012 17:58

I cut my hand on a handle, of a door. Some people just have bad luck lol

numbersystem 4

Friday 27 April 2012 18:11

Real men dont use soap!

vbmg152 18

Friday 27 April 2012 18:39

WTF??

aileen15 15

Friday 27 April 2012 19:48

soap dispenser: 1......OP: 0

voidknight 5

Friday 27 April 2012 21:16

Lol! I work at a machine shop to and ive cut myself on everything but!

Buzzy123 7

Friday 27 April 2012 22:41

Teach me your ways.

linkinpark98 23

Friday 27 April 2012 22:59

I always knew those fancy soap dispensers looked suspicious! They have shifty eyes........

Plecofish 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 6:38

I giggled at this because today, I cut my hands up on some shape metal I was working with.

Complaining 13

Saturday 28 April 2012 9:32

I cut myself all the time with little things. I'm just clumsy that way.

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Today, I went to the library to pick up a copy of Romeo and Juliet for my English class. After looking around for half an hour, I asked the librarian. "I couldn't find Shakespeare anywhere. Where could I find him?" She quickly replied, "He's dead", giggled to herself, and went back to her work. FML

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Today, my family and I were just about to leave the house for the vacation that I had been saving up for 3 years. I was coming down the stairs with a heavy suitcase and I tripped and fell breaking my leg, now my family's gone without me while I'm in hospital. I paid for the vacation. FML

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Today, I had to explain to my neighbours that I wasn't "watching porn" earlier, and that I was honestly just watching an episode of Game of Thrones. FML

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