Health, Ironic and Work: Snowflake

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By Bullocks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

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By sero - 10/08/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML

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By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

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By Ryan - 07/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML

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By thwack - 24/05/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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By Klinger - 08/05/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML

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By Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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By sorethumb - 15/12/2015 23:39 - United Kingdom - Bookham

Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML

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By StupidNurse - 26/01/2012 21:57 - Germany

Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML

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You deserved it 4 247

By AHHH_REPTAR - 23/06/2016 04:54 - United States - Spearfish

Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML

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Krirn 21

Friday 27 April 2012 12:02

That's just that deep clean feature, it really gets in your skin.

DontForgetMe4 0

Friday 27 April 2012 12:01

Well, if it makes you feel better, thank you for actually washing your hands in the bathroom!

Comments

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 27 April 2012 14:10

Has workers comp told you hand washing accidents are not covered? Because with all the cuts, that sounds about right.

yummylicious 5

Friday 27 April 2012 14:27

Lol sorry OP. At least it's not a paper cut. Those blow worse than anything.

thatoneguy79 10

Friday 27 April 2012 14:31

A cut. Oh, wait, a really bad cut. Unless you work in a air- and bloodboune pathogens testing laboratory as a side job, your life is not very f'ed in my opinion. Now, if this happens to you on a regular basis, ie weekly, that could be a different story. Is your arm still attached? Yes? Good. Carry on and keep an eye out for that soap dispenser next time.

Holy_ish 19

Friday 27 April 2012 14:44

No I can relate those damn things are evil

perdix 29

Friday 27 April 2012 15:10

"No soap for you!" Except if it's the bar type that has several hairs of unknown origin ;)

diidiimi 10

Friday 27 April 2012 15:22

You know what they say about foolproof systems underestimating the ingenuity of fools.

Snazzy_Snaz 17

Friday 27 April 2012 15:38

Wtf how can that happen?

bobbed_shadow 5

Friday 27 April 2012 19:35

It can happen to anyone. But judging by your picture, you look like you wouldn't know a thing about work. So thats why you would ask a question like that