Snowflake

By Bullocks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
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Krirn 21

That's just that deep clean feature, it really gets in your skin.

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DontForgetMe4 0

Well, if it makes you feel better, thank you for actually washing your hands in the bathroom!

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OfficeNinja 5

Has workers comp told you hand washing accidents are not covered? Because with all the cuts, that sounds about right.

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yummylicious 5

Lol sorry OP. At least it's not a paper cut. Those blow worse than anything.

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thatoneguy79 10

A cut. Oh, wait, a really bad cut. Unless you work in a air- and bloodboune pathogens testing laboratory as a side job, your life is not very f'ed in my opinion. Now, if this happens to you on a regular basis, ie weekly, that could be a different story. Is your arm still attached? Yes? Good. Carry on and keep an eye out for that soap dispenser next time.

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Holy_ish 19

No I can relate those damn things are evil

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perdix 29

"No soap for you!" Except if it's the bar type that has several hairs of unknown origin ;)

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diidiimi 10

You know what they say about foolproof systems underestimating the ingenuity of fools.

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bobbed_shadow 5

It can happen to anyone. But judging by your picture, you look like you wouldn't know a thing about work. So thats why you would ask a question like that

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kay_princess14 7

How is that even possible

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brittanyleanna 0

I broke my foot standing up at dance... So don't feel to bad.

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Abbykat 0

Man that sucks some serious balls! Lol Great job!!

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