Snuggle up

By addictedtofml - 24/02/2009 07:31 - United States

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Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
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csigabajnok 0

Don't tell me good sex doesn't help terrible days to pass more quickly... ;)

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Rayn4u_fml 0

#3 Very good point. How dare she complain when some people post about their sexless lives on this very website!

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Shithappens360 0

...................................NICE

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lakergurl91 0

He did say that he was going to "make you feel better"!! Did you go?? Smile Jesus loves you =)

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smartypats 1

good sex always makes me feel better. hahaha

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6655321 0

Oh my god all these people saying he's insensitive are losers! He was trying to make her laugh. Women are neurotic bitches =P don'cha love us? If my boyfriend said that to me, I'd be like "plz can we?"

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fmlfreshie 6

snuggling prolly wud hv eventually led up to u guys having sex anyways. and i gree with the fact that sex does make u feel better with the endorphin releasing hormones and what not. also, he was prollybeing a sweet boyfriend by trying to make u smile/laugh!

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dvs01 0

Seems that you don't deserve him.

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klpryde 0

Aren't FMLs supposed to be about bad things that happen?

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girl_in_ak 0

This is lame just lying there snuggling with him in you would make you feel amazing and close to each other I'm sure eventually it would lead to actually pleasuring and "sex" but he was just trying to help

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martic835 2

When two people snuggle it leads to sex. ALWAYS.

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