Snuggle up

By addictedtofml - 24/02/2009 07:31 - United States

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Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
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csigabajnok 0

Don't tell me good sex doesn't help terrible days to pass more quickly... ;)

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Rayn4u_fml 0

#3 Very good point. How dare she complain when some people post about their sexless lives on this very website!

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grae_gurl 0

i wouldn't complain! its funny!!! something my boyfriend would say. And sex does cheer you up, it releases hormones that take away stress and stuff lyk that

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tomk_fml 0

Hahahah, that is incredibility insensitive.

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ohhhiiii 0

get a life r u that anal

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designerme 0

My husband would probably say that.... but he'd be going for the laugh. Unless I said yes, lol.

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rhe_b 0

im sorry but i thought that was funny sounds like something just about every guy i have been with would say, hope you took it lightly

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fuckrealIzation 0

atleast he's not a manipulative wussy who says "sure come over for a snuggle and a cup of tea"...and then ends up shagging you like he planned allllllll along

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