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By addictedtofml - 24/02/2009 07:31 - United States

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Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 77 822
You deserved it 19 987

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Don't tell me good sex doesn't help terrible days to pass more quickly... ;)

#3 Very good point. How dare she complain when some people post about their sexless lives on this very website!

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CAITx4OH1xCORE 0

haha. #124. yeah. i agree with that. XD

DanielleCannibal 0
anthem_fml 0

that's totally obnoxious but at the same time totally endearing. i hope you weren't in too bad a mood to appreciate the humor in that.

MackenzieB 0

Whoa, if he was serious, then he's an ass...If he was kidding, he's still insensitive...

My boyfriend does the same thing. I tell him I just want to cuddle and he always seems to think that is an invite for sex. It's annoying :|

im sorry but this made me laugh sooooo hard. but ive actually been asked that before, which is why its so funny.

ggen 0

ha! least he asked you before he did it without your okay.