Snuggle up

By addictedtofml - 24/02/2009 07:31 - United States

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Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
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csigabajnok 0

Don't tell me good sex doesn't help terrible days to pass more quickly... ;)

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Rayn4u_fml 0

#3 Very good point. How dare she complain when some people post about their sexless lives on this very website!

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tdawgheath 0

And...? What's wrong with sex when you're upset...it'd probably make you feel better. Stop being such a lil bitch.

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0592635 0

wow thats kinda douchey

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prettygirlsonly 0

Sex is the best to make someone feel better. Seriously!! :)

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dacoda 0

I feel bad for her. Like really bad.

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portisheadroads 0

Sex is good and all that, but c'mon, haven't men learned that this is really not the way to suggest sex as a remedy? It's not about the sex itself, it's about the atmosphere, the context. He just successfully ruined the great sex they could have had when she came over for a snuggle :). Minor detail,not FML material, but heck, the guy could have been smarter and prevented his girlfriend from posting this here and all that hussle, so lolz, just tell him to try and make sex sound as the wonderful thing it is rather an in-and-out routine for his penis.

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Intellectualist 0

maybe he was trying to make ou laugh? If my boyfriends said that to me I'd lol, and say no, snuggle now, maybe later ;)

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