Snuggle up

By addictedtofml - 24/02/2009 07:31 - United States

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Today, I called my boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressed with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with my dick in you?" FML
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csigabajnok 0

Don't tell me good sex doesn't help terrible days to pass more quickly... ;)

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Rayn4u_fml 0

#3 Very good point. How dare she complain when some people post about their sexless lives on this very website!

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tori121 0

today, I found out there are more guys out there exactly life my boyfried. FML haha. guys, they only have one thing on their mind. ha.

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juggal3tte 0

hah, hope you agreed. cause it woukdve made your bad day an amazinggg dayy ;)

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Squander 3

I give ******** when I'm stressed. It's like art :P

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bails21 0

hahaha my boyfriend says this alllllll the time.

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billybob171717 0

it was a joke quit bitching!

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My2864 1

wow its a good thing your not my girl.. crying over a bad day? really.. omg how old are you 14? unless there was a funeral involvedor you heard your diagnosed with cancer .. grow the **** up

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Greyavenger19 0

heyhey if I was ur boyfriend I would dump you for being such a whiny prude bitch

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beanerboy707 0

so.... did you say yes?

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