So creepy

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
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Readoll 13

Change yours to your new wife's last name...

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neutralize 12

Well, someone didn't want to quite let go... yikes!

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RLG4 20

Change your last name to your new wife's.

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Mr_Mole 24

Well at least it's evidence on her poor mental state for the inevitable restraining order you will need against her.

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vewwe 20

Next she will name her future kids after you..

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MrBoredomioo 18

Dude there both women. no kids a lre happening

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bribre38 9

Ever heard of a sperm bank? Dingus.

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p_nafnaf_fml 12

It took me a while to understand! u'll need your wife's support to get trough this! stay focused on ur wedding :)

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nrevogcmamme 17

And it took me a while to understand you. Speak English.

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glabberfasted 16

96 - How?! They forgot one 'H' in one word.

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UnluckyLolfire 15

Now now, first of all, #23's profile information indicates she is Moroccan. English is most likely not her first language. Secondly,The grammatical and spelling errors she made were not that severe, and her comment is perfectly legible. The only noticeable errors she made at first glance were "u'll" which is obviously "you'll," "ur," which basic phonetics indicate to be "your," and "trough," which is obviously "through" with a missing h, and this could have easily been a typo. The emote is also perfectly fine. It implies a supportive informality. Tone implication is sometimes necessary on the Internet. For example, "I'm going to kill you" gives off a vibe of anger, violence, and hatred while "I'm going to kill you xD" implies that the speaker is barely irritated, if at all. The xD negates all negative connotations coming with the statement.

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lbrown66 12

108- dude, you have way too much time on your hands..

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jefrey 9

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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MzZombicidal 36

Yeah, because a divorce with OP's current partner will TOTALLY show her EX...

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perdix 29

I'm puzzled. The OP is a woman. Are you marrying a man or a woman this time? In either case, take your new spouse's last name and ditch the old one on your crazy ex.

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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

if you were never married to her don't worry about it. yes she's crazy but stealing your last name won't change the fact that your getting married to someone else.

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olpally 32

Bitches be crazy. Shit, that's ****** up op. My ex still stalks my friends on Facebook.

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