Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: So frustrating!

So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 22:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML

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By Emily - 03/07/2010 18:57 - Australia

Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML

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By googlefreak54321 - 25/07/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

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You deserved it 13 589

By so_screwed - 25/09/2013 06:59 - United States - Salinas

Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML

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You deserved it 13 892

By noooo - 08/08/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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You deserved it 39 423

By aireeahna - 20/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML

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You deserved it 1 096

By Sally - 31/10/2018 22:00 - United States

Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML

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You deserved it 1 322

By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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Friday 22 November 2013 2:06

well, on the bright side, you didn't make it to 'his' bedroom.

Catkam623 27

Friday 22 November 2013 2:06

A nice boy like that didn't give you a ride home? Chivalry is dead.

Comments

Xotoolyxo 16

Saturday 23 November 2013 8:51

Why would you even expect to get near his bedroom after knowing he lives with his mother and meeting her

GraschnakerB 2

Saturday 23 November 2013 11:52

The fact that he didnt give you a ride home kinda sucks, but why do girls always complain about taking things too fast and then do this? Also it's kinda shitty that he lives with his mom....

SayPeanuts 29

Saturday 23 November 2013 23:21

Not all girls complain about taking things too fast, some just want casual sex.

sabbyheartswhat 23

Saturday 23 November 2013 22:15

That's almost as bad as when I went home with a guy I'd been talking to for a bit. Instead of anything happening he showed me his Bar Mitzvah album. Then his sisters. Then his mom came home. He was damn near forty. -.-' No walk of shame. I just left.