So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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perdix 29

If he really wanted to make you happy, he'd give you permission to blow a guy with a real-sized dick.

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oxemilyxo 5

That sucks. I'm sorry /:

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mastersmurf 13

Permission? If he was a real man, he'd shove it in your mouth to shut you up or insist that you "speak into the microphone" for him to consider your point.

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HowVery 1

Tell him to suck himself and may he choke on it. Wtf is up with guys always asking for ******** like people want to give them one.

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churchic 5

Sounds like a win win scenario to me HAHA I kid I kid

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MissEmiily 0

you should have said i give u permission to kiss my ****** asss.! woww, i wouldnt behavin that

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churchic 5

I am 99.9% certain that the OP misread this guys intentions. Hell, I've said something along those lines because it was just so damn stupid and funny that it would end the fight. Get some thicker skin and lighten up, but hey it's only sexist when men do it....

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