So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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perdix 29

If he really wanted to make you happy, he'd give you permission to blow a guy with a real-sized dick.

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oxemilyxo 5

That sucks. I'm sorry /:

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crazgirl00 2

that's when you say, " I give myself permission to dump a ********, consider yourself gone. BYE!"

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GrAvErAvEr64 0

you could give him "permission" to go f@#k himself

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mdtiger 13

U should have gone for it and in the least moment expected use teeth and bite him as a FU.

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Flags4life 4

that's when you say I give you permission to kiss my ass(:

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konto5 1

... and that's when he beats the **** out of her.

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iMagzzzy 0

That sucks dick (pun unintended).

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xXMrTXx 0

Everyone who says this is bad is retarded. She needs to take this oppurtunity. So did u?

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SirPlagueRat 6

He sounds intelligent.

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courtney221 3

wow lamest name ever

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cheer4ever96 8

Your boyfriend is really conceited, I'm sorry.

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MissJayLoving 0

Hahahaa , Ask him for youu get heaad too? (;

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konto5 1

Yuck, that is disgusting!

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