So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

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Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
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perdix 29

If he really wanted to make you happy, he'd give you permission to blow a guy with a real-sized dick.

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oxemilyxo 5

That sucks. I'm sorry /:

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StrangerrDangerr 4

Gee, how considerate of him. . .

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Majstr 23

Better than nothing.

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F0xyTurtle 8

I don't think guys understand that when girls give them ******** that they are giving them the opportunity to cause major damage with their teeth...

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konto5 1

I don't think girls understand when guys lick girls' nasty lady taco they have the opportunity to bite their pleasure button off.

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erongetti 2

ydi for still calling him your boyfriend

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brighteyes81 0

Did anyone read this?! It doesn't make sense! "the only thing way"? I'm not a grammar Nazi but how did this pass through?

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LaLeighPop 0

I agree with 21; get rid of him..

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BrimfullOfAsher 20

Time for this guy to become your ex-boyfriend.

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sandmancometh 3

If you needed cheering up after a fight it's cause you lost the fight!!! Now it's very unusual when, as a woman you lose a fight and highly unlikely that this will ever happen again. So gobble that nobble girl and tell him he's the winner!!!

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